Affimojas

Affimojas is located in a huge aerial battleship and calls himself a General. He is the leader of Secret Organization AffimaX. He personally manages the biggest information site in Gamindustri, @GeneralSummarySite, and thanks to the affiliates, he manages to obtain huge quantities of money.

Profile

Appearance

Affimojas is large, elaborate and intimidating.

Personality

He has an extreme obsession towards money, and for the sake of money he's willing to plunge Gamindustri into chaos. Affimojas can be deceptive, as when initially fighting the CPUs, he feigned defeat to attack them while their guard was down.

Much like Steamax, Affimojas is somewhat perverted, as while initially against the CPUs, he only switched sides when he was given lewd photos of Vert. He is fond of busty blondes, even having a "Busty Blond" school of sorts for it.

Relationships

Main Article: Affimojas/Relationships

Story

Megadimension Neptunia VII

Hyper Dimension Neptunia G: The Golden Leaders, Reconstructors of Gamindustri
Prologue
He talks to a voice saying that he is happy with the way the world has been rewritten. Now he can profit as much as he wants. The voices tells him, he must uphold his end of the bargain. Affimojas agrees and tells the voice, he already sent Steamax to acquire some item required to uphold the deal.

The voice wonders if he can introduce Steamax to her. Affimojas refuses.

Planeptune
Affimojas is summarizing for his blog site. He notes there is quite a lot to do as news keeps coming out. Steamax returns from his secret mission. He has procured the doujinshi that the general has ordered. He gives his thanks to Steamax and the two then drop the formalities. Affimojas admits he was very worried about this since his pre-order failed and he was glad to have given the job to Steamax. They then read the doujinshi and enjoy the "busty blondes" in it.

Steamax then reports he saw Neptune. The general is amazed he saw her and the fact that Neptune is still around. He asks if he saw her in her HDD form. Steamax says he did and Affimojas gets jealous. Neptune has such an amazing body, with the only problem is that she is not blonde. Affimojas asks if Steamax talked to her. He admits he did not and Affimojas berates him, he should be able to talk to girls by now. He asks Steamax to do another mission and is sorry to burden him with another mission after he just returned from one. Steamax agrees but tells him to go outside, but Affimojas would love to cannot because he must work on his blog site since his ad-revenue is close to doubling for this month.

A voice then shows up after Steamax left. She asks Affimojas, if he is pursuing her item. He says that he since he indebted to her thanks to what she did to the world. The voice asks for his opinion of the current Gamindustri. Affimojas calls a golden tree, monsters are multiplying, people are fighting and in despair, there is so much profit to be had from information. She wants to take it up an notch as people's suffering is like honey to her. It would be more profitable for the general and asks for his opinion. He stays silent.

Affimojas is glad to hear that his ninja has found the Swirl Console. He asks him to retrieve much to Arfoire's displeasure. She asks why, Affimojas wants reliability in retrieving the console and only Steamax can deliver. Arfoire has failed in Planeptune and Leanbox as well.

Steamax returns with the Swirl Console and Affimojas thanks him. Steamax asks him why Affimojas is so intent to taking this console. Affimojas tells him it is not his business. Steamax attempts to bribe him with rare adult magazines. Affimojas gets angry at him and refuses and demands the console. Steamax gives him the console and leaves sad.

Lowee
Steamax returns from his mission with a controller. The general thanks him but Steamax would really like to know why they are collecting these items. Affimojas asks him if he is sure about that. Steamax says he does as he would not sleep at night wondering. The general tells him he is exaggerating and promises to tell him when they gather all the items.

Finale
Affimojas is glad that his monthly ad revenue almost increased by ten times the amount. In no time can he pay off the loan he took to buy the battleship. Arfoire questions the idea of buying a battleship on a loan. He tells there is no way to buy a battleship with a single payment. He has worked with Steamax for a year to find the best repayment plan for this loan.

Arfoire then asks him if he has all the parts. He does but requests 5 trillion credits in advance for the parts. Arfoire gets angry at him and orders Neptune to steal the console parts. She misses one piece. Arfoire decides to attack Affimojas for the last part. Steamax arrives to stop her. Arfoire and Neptune retreat.

Steamax then reports that the goddesses are coming. Affimojas is happy because then he can defeat them and ransom them. Steamax is happy with the general's plan and promises to continue to follow him. Affimojas then fires Steamax. Steamax tells him that joke is bad for his heart. Affimojas explains that they are in a recession. Steamax admits that the world is in a recession but they are doing well.

Affimojas continues that he is aware that Steamax has betrayed the "Busty Blonde" school. Even worst than that, he has fallen in love with a real girl. Steamax has two options suicide or leaving. Steamax leaves crying. Affimojas apologizes after Steamax leaves. He knows that Steamax calls himself Gentleman Thief Jiro and admits that he cannot beat the goddesses. He wants Steamax the ninja to die and live on as Jiro. He wishes he had a girlfriend but alas.

The voice then says that it must be sad to lose everything. The voice will forgive Affimojas if he gives up the last console part to Arfoire. However, the voice will give Affimojas something to defend everything he has earned.

The girls show up and he introduces himself as the leader of AffimaX. He tells them he rewrote the world to make money. The goddesses transform and a fight ensues. He is defeated and when the CPUs' guards are down, he attacks them. Their connection to their share energy is cut and he is surprised that the crystal, he was given was so effective.

He takes the CPUs hostage and demands 1 gajillion credits per CPU. He then reveals that he has always made money of the CPUs thanks to being the admin of @GeneralSummarySite. As of late, he is using the Gold Third for rumors but with their Gold Crystal gone, their strength is fading. Soon no one can oppose him.

The Gold Third arrive and he asks if they have the ransom. B-Sha says that they do as the debt she owns to Neptune is priceless. S-Sha gives the CPU a Hyper Share Crystal. With that they transform into their Next Form. The CPUs make short work of Affimojas. He curses them and Uni asks that he surrenders for Steamax's sake. Affimojas refuses as the Negative Energy from the crystal begins to consume him.

S-Sha says the only way they can save him is to release his soul. Steamax arrives and will take his life as well accompany him to the afterlife. Neptune stops this by saying she wants a happy ending. She cuts the Negative Energy knocking Affimojas out. With Affimojas defeated, Affimax is defeated.

Affimojas wakes up and asks where he is. Compa explains that he is in the Basilicom. He sees Steamax and says that he has fired him. Steamax replies that even if he is fired, he is still his friend. Affimojas says that not only has he fired him, he cut his ties with him so Affimojas is solely responsible for all the problems. Steamax refuses and wants to share some of the responsibility. Affimojas gets angry as his friend's persistence.

Heart Dimension Neptunia H: Trilogy Finale: Into Legend
Affimojas and Steamax were convinced to work for Histoire by getting figurines and pictures of Vert. Affimojas and Steamax intercept Kurome when she is threatening the candidates, Gold Third and Histoire in the Planeptune Basilicom. Affimojas asks her if she thinks she can leave here alive.

Kurome asks Affimojas how much he was paid to switch sides. Affimojas says money is money but there was something more valuble he got. He got figurines and pictures of Vert. Nepgear is shocked that Histoire would pay him with such products. Histoire explains that all the products were legally sold in Leanbox. Kurome finds it amusing that fetishes trump money. Affimojas tells her that should be obvious as money is only used for your hobbies. His true goal was to get money to buy all products related to busty blondes.

Nepgear cannot believe that the motivations of a final boss for the Hyper Dimension arc could be something so crazy. Uni asks Steamax if that was his plan. Steamax begins to deny this but Affimojas says Steamax has strayed from the school of Busty Blondes. He is now mastering the School of Black Haired Side Updo Tsunderes. The other candidates wonder if he means Uni.

Uni is in shock. Steamax explains that all that has changed was his preferences. It was not because of Uni. Uni says he is the worst. Steamax gets dejected at the fact that Uni hates him. Affimojas says he has never seen Steamax this down before. At this rate, he may actually take his life. Steamax begins to cry. Uni is annoyed by his troublesome personality and clarifies that she does not hate him. She was embarrassed as people don't look at her as the way they see Noire. She tells Steamax to cheer up.

Steamax asks if this is true. Affimojas is happy for his friend. Steamax thinks it is all thanks to the general. Kurome is getting a headache over the fact they can be so carefree in front of her. She demands the Swirl Console again. Affimojas tells her that she will not get it here and wonders why she thought it would still be at the Basilicom. They have relocated it so her plans will not come to fruition today.

Kurome thinks it is annoying but seeing as the console is not at the Basilicom, Kurome decides to leave. She tells them to watch Gamindustri burn as she searches for the seal and leaves.

Revival Ending
Affimojas has a bad premonition that something bad will happen so he and Steamax decide to test run their second battleship in the Zero Dimension. During this, he runs into Rom arguing with her sister, Ram that she wants to help Nepgear but her sister does not allow her. Affimojas volunteers to assist Nepgear in her stead.

Affimojas then arrives with his ship to help Neptune, Nepgear, Uzume and older Neptune out. They were running into some trouble fleeing from the horde. Nepgear wonders why Affimojas and Steamax are here. Affimojas explains that he had a bad feeling and decided to test drive his second battleship here. Affimojas tells them to hurry as their main ship is in the Zero Dimension.

Steamax and Affimojas make it to their main ship without being noticed by even the four girls. Nepgear wonders when Steamax returned. Affimojas says right now. It was easy to sneak through the horde by just shadowing Steamax. Affimojas was even able to gather a lot of materials to sell and laughs. Steamax reminds the group there is no time to celebrate as the horde is approaching. Affimojas orders Steamax to take helm and get to the dimensional hole. Steamax agrees.

Histoire then calls in to report the situation in the Hyper Dimension. After the call, the ship shakes. Steamax reports that the rear shield is down and monsters are boarding. Affimojas is upset with the fact that a ship that he has not paid off the loan for is damaged. Neptune volunteers to clear the monsters as she will not be a bum and earn her stay. Affimojas praises her spirits and leaves it to her.

After the three girls clear out the monsters, they return to Affimojas. Nepgear explains that Uzume did assist them but saw Kurome and ran off. They ask for permission to leave as well. Affimojas grants it to them but asks them to be careful.

Affimojas returns to the Hyper Dimension and a few months have passed.

Affimojas shows Steamax a new Vert figurine. He appreciates the sellers who call themselves the representative of Busty Blondes as the pose the figurine has is something the fans really want. Steamax adds that the chest is made with a flexible material so it reproduces the softness of a chest. Affimojas thinks the figurine will be a hot item for fans of Busty Blondes and normal people as well. He prepares to put it as an advertisement alongside an article about Noire given to him by K-Sha.

Noire barges shocking the general. She demands they stop posting stuff about her and K-Sha's relationship. The article makes people think that she likes girls or high school students. Affimojas defends himself saying everything is truth from K-Sha. K-Sha shows up and confirms this. She just wants the world to know about their close friendship. Noire rejects their explanation as no matter how one reads it, the two of them seem like lovers. Even if Affimojas is on probation for his assistance months earlier, she will arrest him if he goes too far. Affimojas holds to the fact all he did was copy and paste the information he got from K-Sha.

Quotes

Main Article: Affimojas/Quotes

Etymology

His name is based on "Affiliate marketing".