Affimojas
Affimojas is located in a huge aerial battleship and calls himself a General. He is the leader of Secret Organization AffimaX. He personally manages the biggest information site in Gamindustri, @GeneralSummarySite, and thanks to the affiliates, he manages to obtain huge quantities of money.
Profile
Appearance
Affimojas' mech suit is large, elaborate and intimidating.
Personality
He has an extreme obsession towards money, and for the sake of money he's willing to plunge Gamindustri into chaos. Affimojas can be deceptive, as when initially fighting the CPUs, he feigned defeat to attack them while their guard was down.
Much like Steamax, Affimojas is somewhat perverted, as while initially against the CPUs, he only switched sides when he was given lewd photos of Vert. He is fond of busty blondes, even having a "Busty Blond" school of sorts for it.
Relationships
Main Article: Affimojas/Relationships
Story
Megadimension Neptunia VII
Hyper Dimension Neptunia G: The Golden Leaders, Reconstructors of Gamindustri
Prologue
He talks to a voice saying that he is happy with the way the world has been rewritten. Now he can profit as much as he wants. The voices tells him, he must uphold his end of the bargain. Affimojas agrees and tells the voice, he already sent Steamax to acquire some item required to uphold the deal.
The voice wonders if he can introduce Steamax to her. Affimojas refuses.
Planeptune
Affimojas is summarizing for his blog site. He notes there is quite a lot to do as news keeps coming out. Steamax returns from his secret mission. He has procured the doujinshi that the general has ordered. He gives his thanks to Steamax and the two then drop the formalities. Affimojas admits he was very worried about this since his pre-order failed and he was glad to have given the job to Steamax. They then read the doujinshi and enjoy the "busty blondes" in it.
Steamax then reports he saw Neptune. The general is amazed he saw her and the fact that Neptune is still around. He asks if he saw her in her HDD form. Steamax says he did and Affimojas gets jealous. Neptune has such an amazing body, with the only problem is that she is not blonde. Affimojas asks if Steamax talked to her. He admits he did not and Affimojas berates him, he should be able to talk to girls by now. He asks Steamax to do another mission and is sorry to burden him with another mission after he just returned from one. Steamax agrees but tells him to go outside, but Affimojas would love to cannot because he must work on his blog site since his ad-revenue is close to doubling for this month.
A voice then shows up after Steamax left. She asks Affimojas, if he is pursuing her item. He says that he since he indebted to her thanks to what she did to the world. The voice asks for his opinion of the current Gamindustri. Affimojas calls a golden tree, monsters are multiplying, people are fighting and in despair, there is so much profit to be had from information. She wants to take it up an notch as people's suffering is like honey to her. It would be more profitable for the general and asks for his opinion. He stays silent.
Affimojas is glad to hear that his ninja has found the Swirl Console. He asks him to retrieve much to Arfoire's displeasure. She asks why, Affimojas wants reliability in retrieving the console and only Steamax can deliver. Arfoire has failed in Planeptune and Leanbox as well.
Steamax returns with the Swirl Console and Affimojas thanks him. Steamax asks him why Affimojas is so intent to taking this console. Affimojas tells him it is not his business. Steamax attempts to bribe him with rare adult magazines. Affimojas gets angry at him and refuses and demands the console. Steamax gives him the console and leaves sad.
Lowee
Steamax returns from his mission with a controller. The general thanks him but Steamax would really like to know why they are collecting these items. Affimojas asks him if he is sure about that. Steamax says he does as he would not sleep at night wondering. The general tells him he is exaggerating and promises to tell him when they gather all the items.
Finale
Affimojas is glad that his monthly ad revenue almost increased by ten times the amount. In no time can he pay off the loan he took to buy the battleship. Arfoire questions the idea of buying a battleship on a loan. He tells there is no way to buy a battleship with a single payment. He has worked with Steamax for a year to find the best repayment plan for this loan.
Arfoire then asks him if he has all the parts. He does but requests 5 trillion credits in advance for the parts. Arfoire gets angry at him and orders Neptune to steal the console parts. She misses one piece. Arfoire decides to attack Affimojas for the last part. Steamax arrives to stop her. Arfoire and Neptune retreat.
Steamax then reports that the goddesses are coming. Affimojas is happy because then he can defeat them and ransom them. Steamax is happy with the general's plan and promises to continue to follow him. Affimojas then fires Steamax. Steamax tells him that joke is bad for his heart. Affimojas explains that they are in a recession. Steamax admits that the world is in a recession but they are doing well.
Affimojas continues that he is aware that Steamax has betrayed the "Busty Blonde" school. Even worst than that, he has fallen in love with a real girl. Steamax has two options suicide or leaving. Steamax leaves crying. Affimojas apologizes after Steamax leaves. He knows that Steamax calls himself Gentleman Thief Jiro and admits that he cannot beat the goddesses. He wants Steamax the ninja to die and live on as Jiro. He wishes he had a girlfriend but alas.
The voice then says that it must be sad to lose everything. The voice will forgive Affimojas if he gives up the last console part to Arfoire. However, the voice will give Affimojas something to defend everything he has earned.
The girls show up and he introduces himself as the leader of AffimaX. He tells them he rewrote the world to make money. The goddesses transform and a fight ensues. He is defeated and when the CPUs' guards are down, he attacks them. Their connection to their share energy is cut and he is surprised that the crystal, he was given was so effective.
He takes the CPUs hostage and demands 1 gajillion credits per CPU. He then reveals that he has always made money of the CPUs thanks to being the admin of @GeneralSummarySite. As of late, he is using the Gold Third for rumors but with their Gold Crystal gone, their strength is fading. Soon no one can oppose him.
The Gold Third arrive and he asks if they have the ransom. B-Sha says that they do as the debt she owns to Neptune is priceless. S-Sha gives the CPU a Hyper Share Crystal. With that they transform into their Next Form. The CPUs make short work of Affimojas. He curses them and Uni asks that he surrenders for Steamax's sake. Affimojas refuses as the Negative Energy from the crystal begins to consume him.
S-Sha says the only way they can save him is to release his soul. Steamax arrives and will take his life as well accompany him to the afterlife. Neptune stops this by saying she wants a happy ending. She cuts the Negative Energy knocking Affimojas out. With Affimojas defeated, Affimax is defeated.
Affimojas wakes up and asks where he is. Compa explains that he is in the Basilicom. He sees Steamax and says that he has fired him. Steamax replies that even if he is fired, he is still his friend. Affimojas says that not only has he fired him, he cut his ties with him so Affimojas is solely responsible for all the problems. Steamax refuses and wants to share some of the responsibility. Affimojas gets angry as his friend's persistence.
Heart Dimension Neptunia H: Trilogy Finale: Into Legend
Affimojas and Steamax were convinced to work for Histoire by getting figurines and pictures of Vert. Affimojas and Steamax intercept Kurome when she is threatening the candidates, Gold Third and Histoire in the Planeptune Basilicom. Affimojas asks her if she thinks she can leave here alive.
Kurome asks Affimojas how much he was paid to switch sides. Affimojas says money is money but there was something more valuble he got. He got figurines and pictures of Vert. Nepgear is shocked that Histoire would pay him with such products. Histoire explains that all the products were legally sold in Leanbox. Kurome finds it amusing that fetishes trump money. Affimojas tells her that should be obvious as money is only used for your hobbies. His true goal was to get money to buy all products related to busty blondes.
Nepgear cannot believe that the motivations of a final boss for the Hyper Dimension arc could be something so crazy. Uni asks Steamax if that was his plan. Steamax begins to deny this but Affimojas says Steamax has strayed from the school of Busty Blondes. He is now mastering the School of Black Haired Side Updo Tsunderes. The other candidates wonder if he means Uni.
Uni is in shock. Steamax explains that all that has changed was his preferences. It was not because of Uni. Uni says he is the worst. Steamax gets dejected at the fact that Uni hates him. Affimojas says he has never seen Steamax this down before. At this rate, he may actually take his life. Steamax begins to cry. Uni is annoyed by his troublesome personality and clarifies that she does not hate him. She was embarrassed as people don't look at her as the way they see Noire. She tells Steamax to cheer up.
Steamax asks if this is true. Affimojas is happy for his friend. Steamax thinks it is all thanks to the general. Kurome is getting a headache over the fact they can be so carefree in front of her. She demands the Swirl Console again. Affimojas tells her that she will not get it here and wonders why she thought it would still be at the Basilicom. They have relocated it so her plans will not come to fruition today.
Kurome thinks it is annoying but seeing as the console is not at the Basilicom, Kurome decides to leave. She tells them to watch Gamindustri burn as she searches for the seal and leaves.
True Ending
In the True Ending of the game, Affimojas is seen with Steamax, where he shows him a new Lady Vert figurine. The two discuss it with great detail, and Affimojas prepares to put it as an advertisement alongside an article about Noire given to him by K-Sha. Noire comes in and yells at the two for publishing embarrassing details; Affimojas defends himself by stating that he has not "twisted" anything and that he simply copy and pasted it word by word. It is shown that after his defeat, he was placed on probation due to helping the CPUs later on.
Quotes
Main Article: Affimojas/Quotes
Trivia
- His name is based on "Affiliate marketing".