A green header means that the player must collect a specific amount of item(s) in order to fulfill the quest's requisite(s). An orange header means that the player must defeat a specific amount of enemies in order to fulfill the quest's requisite(s).
Comments: We have received word that Dogoos residing in Virtua Forest have been harrassing residents around the area. Can you go and put a stop to them?
Comments: Finally, my turn to be the bath janitor has come! Unfortunately, though, I've also got an irregular part-time job as a monster hunter. I won't relinquish this opportunity to peek in the female changing room legally! Someone, please defeat the monster in my stead! I will...become the king of public baths by peeking in the ladies' bath!
Comments: Fighters are struggling to eradicate the criminal syndicate. I'd like to give some relief aid as a token of our company's support. If we give them the energy drink called Nep Bull, which CPU Purple Heart created, they will be satisfied. However, now that she's gone, no leftovers or even its recipe remain. Can anyone please make Nep Bull for us?
Comments: We focused too much on our work, and my penchant to overlook small details did cause occasional mistakes, but we're finally coming close to the end of our project. The thing is, though, we've exceeded the budget. Our project could be aborted due to that. Do you think anyone could give us the materials we need for development? Once it's aborted, it abo- Hey, pleohse stopperant fujiko-
Comments: I'm the chief, ordered to train the anti-crime corps by Histoire. However, due to their lack of attention, some of my subordinates have been injured. As part of their training, I will have them create potions from herbs. To do that, we need a lot of herbs.
Comments: My childhood buddy with a big forehead is kind of meddlesome sometimes, but is basically a good friends, WORD. For my old chum, I'll earn a fortune from my negative ion generator, SNAP. Help me collect its components, yo.
Comments: Frons lost her balance from the negative ion generator's shock and then got nailed by a random dried mushroom and DIED, PUNK. Therefore, I shall never forgive any mushrooms in the whole world! Help me exterminate all the mushrooms in the Virtua Forest's depths.
Comments: We have been informed by an eyewitness about a fierce monster in Planeptune's suburbs. We have not yet received word of any damage to the city, but it will be too late to react once the damage is already done. Could any Guild agents help us?
Comments: Are you familiar with the facility called Darkness 60? Ghost haunting this place come out in the dead of night and play pranks on the local suburbanites. We must not let this go any longer. Could you please lend your assistance and cleanse these troublesome spirits?
Comments: I have been informed that the criminal syndicate is trying to invade the cities of Planeptune by using a mobile weapon called the 'M-3.' I beg of you, please destroy it before they achieve whatever they are scheming.
Comments: Industrial Crisis: Bodybuilder Girls, my latest love simulator game will see its release soon! However, monsters residing around my building are too noisy! We can't concentrate on the development process. For the sake of muscle-fetish boys' fantasies, will you please get rid of the monsters?
Comments: I'm developing a historically accurate game starring only sexy girls. But you know what? Even though we have to submit the golden master ROM soon, we've only finished two of the nine main heroine scenarios. Well, maybe I should tie the entire staff to their desk and force them to finish it. Can you find a sturdy rope for me?
Comments: How do you do. I'm Yuzawa, from the ZECA Corporation. My wife's automobile was assaulted by monsters. To my relief, she survived the raid, but I cannot forgive the monster that attacked her. I made up my mind to put my life on the line and challenge the beast, but I got severely injured. I will give you a reward. Please defeat the detestable monster and avenge both my wife and me.
Comments: Are you familiar with a syndicate known as Anannymouse? They are anonymous hackers who are actively contaminating the Internet with the foul stench of their basements. They made a declaration toe the public, threatening that they will herd monsters residing around Lastation and send them to attack our cities. They requested money as a condition to stop them. How ridiculous is that? We already know what monsters they intend to use. Can you kill them off before those terrorists can manipulate them?
Comments: I asked my friend to forge the best equipment, but it seems to take a long time. Can you go find something to substitute for my equipment for the time being? At this point, I can't afford to be picky. If I can wear it, it's equipment. No problem.
Comments: Oh, goodness. Why is the CPU Candidate's chest so flat? The CPU Candidate of Lastation is nearly on par with that flatty heroine! All right. What choice do I have? I must make medicine to inflate the CPU's boobies. Busty girl lovers, would you please help us?
Comments: Hmph, did you think we'd accept our offer to retire so humbly? Don't underestimate our staying power. In any case, we will get back in the spotlight. It seems like the heroine of this world has a flat chest. So my brother and I have come up with a plan. It's called the 'Bustified Hero Project (BHP)'! We are developing a bust-enhancing medicine for that poor girl with the barren chest, but we are still short on ingredients. To save the airport-runway-chested heroine, would you please lend us your help?
Comments: I was going to annex a world called Something-something Gaea, but I came to Gamindustri by mistake. Which Gaea was it? Dis...felre... I think it was something like that. Oh well. I'll remember soon. I want to fix my broken spaceship first. Can you bring me the necessary components?
Comments: Do you know a place called Midcompany? Anannymouse mouth-breathers are making weapons of mass destruction to destroy Lastation there. It's top secret, though. We can't just let them assault our land. Will you please stop them before they start to move?
Comments: All right, shall I give you a mission? Dogoos and elephantvaders are multiplying in Midcompany. The Guild cannot just sit idly and allow this. Will you help us out?
Comments: Hello, I'm White Cat. Do you folks know this scary rumor? Anyone who spoils a game when someone else is playing it gets killed in his or her nightmare. My friend, Black Cat, tried to uncover this mystery. He uploaded gameplay from Chapter 8 on YourTube and he instantly fell into a coma and hasn't woken up yet. He must be pushing and pulling blocks in his dreams. Once he awakens, he should be safe. So I want you to bring me items I can use to save him.
Comments: Yo! Some delinquent felines are attacking Lastation from time to time. I tried to believe that I'm the real hero who can handle all of them, but it seems like I can't do it by myself. Could you please give me a helping hand? They're strong. I know we'll struggle. But under no circumstance will we sacrifice our dignity!
Comments: Kuthru♪ is my unique catch copy for an unprecedented love simulation game! You ambush a girl in secret... It's full of stalking features! Let's stalk, baby! I don't know if the reason for this is because I made such an insane game, but I feel like someone is stalking me from the shadows... P-please help me!
Comments: They published a strategy guide for an arcade game in which a new character is added monthly. Oh well. I'm just chirping, y'know? Anyway, can I ask you to defeat some monsters?
Comments: Please help us maintain peace and order in the city of Lowee. Could you please defeat the monsters that have taken up residence in the Lowee Global Expo?
Comments: Monsters living around our office are getting noisy and annoying. Thanks to them, we can't focus on our work. As the president, I have to do something about it! So I posted this request. Could you please help us exterminate the monsters?
Comments: I think the problem regarding the chest of Lowee's CPU is too late to address. That size for that age... It's not as serious as that flatty heroine and Lastation's CPU Candidate, but... *sigh* So hopeless. We expect much from her twin sisters! In order to create a loli with great knockers, can you please support the development of our medicine?
Comments: I appreciate that you've signed up for my quest. As a token of thanks, I grant you the opportunity to work for me. I've lost Pon-Pon and am seeking a replacement. Will you find one for me?
Comments: DSTT is a miniature weapon said to be created by the criminal syndicate. I hear it has been dispatched to the Lowee Global Expo. I do not know why they were deployed in that place, but we cannot just let it run free. Please help us destroy the DSTT units.
Comments: We wer attacked by Lionvaders and Terists. Please avenge my allies! There's no relation between this quest and summer vacation? Don't be obsessed with trivialities, you silly little girls!
Comments: Plummet! Well...ahem! Actually, the other day, my brother accidentally broke a plum-met that we use for our work. It takes money to fix it, even with legit materials. If you have any such materials, could you please give them to us? By the way, let me repeat myself. My brother broke it, not me. My younger brother. All right? Not me.
Comments: I just learned that Poxvaders have multiplied in the World Maze. They are not too fierce, but once they grow in number, I don't know what harm they will be capable of. Could you please terminate them?
Comments: We were shooting a movie in which the world gets invaded, but there were too many monsters on the set. I'm sorry to bother you, but will you shoo them away?
Comments: P-Please, help me! Cupid shot me with an arrow and ever since, I've been popular with the girls. I'm gonna die! ...No. I mean, that itself is a happy thing. I can deal with regular girls through the power of my sexy eyes. But that doesn't work on the monsters that come. Please defeat the monsters so that I won't get attacked!
Comments: I hear tall, bespectacled boys are so in right now. I'm already tall, so if I wear glasses, I'll become popular instantly. Mina will definitely fall for me... Can you collect materials for me to create a pair of glasses?
Comments: I outsourced the production of a game promo movie's opening animation and they delivered a quasi-porn promo featuring a basically nude girl. This is actually kind of awesome, but those who buy our game because of this promo will be misled and rage. So I decided to have them make another movie, but...I have no budget. You know what I'm gonna say. Can you get me some items that can be sold at high prices?
Comments: Beat up them damn monsters what messed my farm up somethin' fierce! They must learn the consequence of takin' away someone's food! Even if the foe is one damn monster, don't go easy on 'em! By the devil, I don't care if I'm a heretic. I just want to beat the sinner outta them demons!
Comments: We are the Leanbox Special Mission Department! As you may know, we are the organization that defends Leanbox while Lady Green Heart is absent. I hear Red Babyvaders are coming out of heir caves to attack nearby villages. Will you help us defeat them in the name of Lady Green Heart?
Comments: Awesome. I think both the CPU and the Oracle of Leanbox have nice racks. We brothers will defend their blouse bunnies to the death! First off, let's develop a device that maintains their firm and supple shapes. For that, I need your help. Can you help this manly fantasy become a reality?
Comments: While I was captured and nearly killed, monsters in Leanbox multiplied. You, the loyal followers of Vert! While she's gone, you and I will defend Leanbox! Anyway, go defeat those monsters that disturb our peace! I will remain here...as moral support.
Comments: Is this due to the Deity of Sin? I hear the number of monsters residing in the Severed Dimension has been increased exponentially. Could you please eradicate these nuisances immediately?
Comments: I'm already retired, but I can't just sit and watch what's happening. Should we just let the CPUs defend this world alone? Of course not! It's part of the Man Law that we defend our country ourselves! The target is a snazzy monster called the 'Professor.' It and its friends are attacking the city's outskirts. Don't hesitate to waste them all.
Comments: Hya-hahaha! I have the equipment required to survive in Gamindustri. A sweet mohawk, spiked shoulder pads, a tri-wheel buggie, and a flamethrower. But! That's not enough. There's no originality in those! Can you bring me a suitably cool mask?
Comments: One of my cousins, Karenov, is bald and has no clothes on his upper body. He looks like a fat old man, but he can blow fire. He totally rocks. But he was attacked by monsters and got injured. Please, avenge Karenov!
Comments: Yo! Newcomers? Or...new models? ...Well, it doesn't make much difference to me. I'll bypass the cumbersome explanations. Kill Dolphin. That said, I'd feel bad if you died because of my request. There are three conditions. Kill the enemy, but don't die. Escape, if need be. If you have the chance, beat the crap out of it! Er, I guess there are four. Anyway, as long as you keep these conditions, I don't care about the rest.
Comments: Do you know of the Ice Fenrir? They're unusually in the northern lands. They're extremely fierce and violent. The Basilicoms are in big trouble because of them. ...Well, if you're confident in your skills, why don't you challenge one?
Comments: It seems that you must break the bonds of common sense here. In that case, let's eradicate the organization that defies the CPUs! But EDGE, the new weapon the criminal syndicate has invented, is now threatening the peace of Gamindustri! Now...destroy EDGE and show your faith in the CPUs!
Comments: Hmhmhmm...you're such a fruitcake, accepting my request. All right. If you bring me soccer balls of some kind, I'll reward you accordingly. Kekeke.
Comments: Do you know of the monster named 'Meow'? They may look adorable, but they are actually mischievous and fierce. The other day, they harassed some innocent children. Please defeat these naughty cats so they won't do any more harm to our citizens.
Comments: Codename PORCUPINE had made a request. According to report given, innumerable invaders spawned at a steppe around the border between Planeptune and Lowee. They are raiding the surrounding lands. I think you must defeat them together with our secret Guild agent. As a warrior representing Planeptune, will you please hunt them down?
Comments: The long-standing struggle against monsters... Many people have yet to escape from this fearsome wheel of fortune. I lead a team who have all been dispatched across the world to eradicate any enemy monsters. Tactics... Thinking up strategies is a joy in my life. The way and wherefore I'm still alive. I'm seeking more comrades who can be my disposable pawns. Comrades, I'd like to command you to accomplish this mission. Let's make tactics together like ogres!
Comments: Hey, ohmigosh, you're not gonna believe what happened yesterday! I found a mega-cute slime! Awww. He's so cute. So y'know, I tried to, like, take him home with me, but another monster came out of nowhere and ripped him apart. Literally, in a second! In front of me! Can you, like, go kill that monster?
Comments: Do you know of any fat horsebirds? I hear they are a rare species, but I was attacked by one just the other day. I'm pissed and can't get over it. I'm gonna go crazy. Can you avenge this wrongdoing?
Comments: Bored from your banal everyday life? Join Sei Kishidan! There is no application or membership fees whatsoever. There's only one condition for admission-You must be strong enough to protect someone you love. Among those who defeat the monsters, we'll choose one person every month to become a new Sei Kishidan member.
*We won't announce the winner. Winners will be notified privately.
Comments: Someone named Masayuki gave me this map, but the place seems dangerous and full of monsters. Still, it's a great place for leveling up. If you want to go, be wary of disc monster. They are notoriously aggressive.
Comments: Manonius has been committing terror attacks on Lastation from time to time. I tracked down his true identity, but I didn't know he was one of the ghosts in the Gamindustri Graveyard. To be honest, I'm not big on occult stuff, but this has irked me quite a bit. Please punish them severely. Showing mercy isn't necessary.
Healing Drink x1 Exuberant Fragment x1 Forbidden Twig x1
Defeat Elemental Dragon x1.
Client: Leanbox SMD
Comments: I request that you defeat a monster called the Elemental Dragon. Its strength is beyond compare to other, lesser monsters. Please use a lot of caution when fighting it.
Nep Bull C x1 Exuberant Fragment x1 Eject Button x1
Defeat Flame Fenrir x1.
Client: Leanbox SMD
Comments: New species of fenrirs have been identified. Due to their fiery manes, we've dubbed them 'Flame Fenrirs.' Perhaps they are a bigger threat to us than any other fenrirs. I believe you can pull this off.
Comments: I've been so into astronomy lately and I heard you can observe a rare constellation, Godly Sting, which can only be sen once every thousand years! But when I tried to find it, my telescope broke. Could you go find parts for it? I want o fix it. Of course, I'll give you a reward for your trouble.
Comments: Sushi. Sukiyaki. Shogun... These are all words my master, who was killed a few years ago, taught me. They are foods from his homeland. Ever since, I always wanted to visit his hometown. But until I see my master's murderer die in agony, I must not leave this place! Please, avenge my master's death!
Comments: The port I live in is a prosperous fishing village. It's very peaceful. One day, monsters we don't normally see suddenly surged into town. Of course, they ravaged everything. The fish we've caught since are so badly mutilated that we can't even sell them. Please eradicate the monsters before they come back.
Comments: Damn it! Some bozo broke a lot of the sacred tree's branches in a hunting area meant for beginners! The old tree harbors a lot of magical force inside. If you break its branches, you'll be damned to die by powerful beasts. My worst fears were realized and this place now crawls with strong monsters! I can't even move... Someone, please rescue me!
Comments: Do you happen to be interested in the ghosts on the other side of that door? Hmph...foolish. If you deal with them, only misery will accompany you! Their curse will dull your mind! But worry not. Those monsters are only capable of fighting the chosen warriors! ...You still wish to confront them? Miserable peasants. This battle leads you to naught but permanent annihilation! Beware!
Heal All x1 P. SP Charger x1 Exuberant Fragment x1
Defeat Demonic Fenrir x1.
Client: Histoire
Comments: This is an emergency mission. Cases of destructive vandalism caused by Demonic Fenrirs have been reported all over Gamindustri. Please help us eliminate them.
Healing Bottle x1 Hero Drink C x1 Revival Pencil x1
Defeat Plaid Dolphin x1.
Client: Chika Hakozaki
Comments: I don't know why, but Very hasn't been in my dreams for a while. The Plaid Dolphin must be jealous of me and is controlling my dreams, as it is rumored to be able to do! You there! Go defeat the fool standing between me and my dear sister Vert!
Black Cat Ears x1 Revival Pencil x2 Forbidden Twig x2
Collect Metal Jelly x1
Client: Recsia
Comments: There is no concrete proof for or against this notion, but it's said that our world was created from a sword known as the Sword of Origin. In order to confirm this rumor, we need materials taken from monsters that have resided in Gamindustri for ages. Could you please get them in my stead?
Comments: Even if I drop it from the top of a skyscraper! Even if it gets bombarded. Even if it gets burned with white-hot flames, this console will not break. I'm looking for an item that will make such a console!
Comments: One of my acquaintances gave me a very strong cat. It's level is really high, and it's very reliable...or that's what I heard. But we didn't hit it off. Is that because I'm a novice? He says his former owner had much better equipment and accomplishments. I've been neglecting my battles. I'm so depressed. Please help! I want to obtain some materials that will impress him!
Comments: My friend and I established a guild called 'Myojo,' but we've gotten too many requests. I know it makes you feel like our subsidiary, but could you please help? Don't worry. Of course we'll pay you for this.
Comments: This is an extremely hazardous, but urgent, request. I've just been given a report about the Dolichorhynchops, which has been greatly empowered by the Deity of Sin. I want it defeated before it does any more harm to the people. Will you please give us a helping hand?
Comments: We got this crown after a struggle. But it was stolen when my partner was busy taking a nap. I want to get it back, but the thief ran into the Gamindustri Graveyard. I'm too scared to go in there. If you're brave enough, could you please go get the crown back?
Comments: ...Souls wandering this world have grown their darkest yet. At this rate, the world will perish sooner than later. We need mighty warriors capable of defeating such ominous and destructive creatures. Are you courageous enough to accept?
Comments: Lady Nep! Lady Nep! Lady Nep! Whoahhhh! *huff* *deep breath* What a pungent odor. Gahhh! I want to sniff Lady Nep's hair! *sniff* Gahh! But she would never let me do it. If she did, it would be unreal! I know it's just a delusion, not reality! I want to quit living in this reality! She's looking at...me? I don't think it's Lady Nep, but some stranger's staring at me? Whoa! I'm scared! Please do something about the weirdo staring at me!
Comments: This may be heaven. Why? Because I can see Lady Noire with my own eyes. I can even stare at her armpits...and her sexy thighs! I must be in paradise! I never want to lose Lady Noire again! I will never let the crime syndicate take Lady Noire away from me! Let's protect the world for the sake of Lady Noire!
Comments: Do you know of a place called Icicle Pathway? I request that you hunt some monsters, the King Cardbirds. Accounts say they are much stronger than they look. Please proceed with caution.
Comments: I got evicted from my old apartment. I've gotta move to the Infinite Corridor. But there are a lot of monsters in my new place. So, go evict these monsters!
Comments: I finally got a girlfriend. ...But she's struggling to get over her ex. She always seems to compare me with him. So...I want to give her a gift so wonderful that she will forget about her ex entirely. Can you help me with this?
Comments: Gnnn. What a shame! Our castle is about to fall from such lowly creatures as Nanovaders!? My apologies, travelers. Will you vanquish the invading Nanovaders in our name?
Comments: Hello♪ I'm Killi, everyone's idol! Killi will help you defend Planeptune! My nickname, HELLCAT, isn't an overstatement. But it is hard for me to handle this many monsters alone. Can you help me?
Comments: Who authorized this? Who permitted you to carry out such a ridiculous plan as the Boys' Bathroom Game Project!? Because of this absurdity, our finances are in dire straits! We can't back down now. Will you collect materials necessary to complete development?
Comments: Do you know of the novelist who influenced Planeptune writers? Her name is Blanc. Her pseudonym is her CPU title. Her writing style is known for a ludicrous amount of onomatopoeia and lengthy character names with several apostrophes. However, her plots are mysterious and quite genius! I think I'll send Ms. Blanc a gift. Please find something rare for me.
Comments: Coffee after work is delicious, especially the canned variety. I love canned coffees, particularly the 'morning' ones, even at night. Well, let's cut the crap. An account says monkey-looking monsters are destroying villages. Could you go punish them?
Comments: The first game you play always sticks in your mind. The same goes for PC games. Ah, forget about it. Don't worry, just rambling. Well, let's get down to business. Can you go get some eggs the Shrotamons have? ...What? How I play to use them? Don't make me say it.
Comments: Lastation thrives under Lady Noire's protection. But monsters controlled by ASIC are about to conquer our land. If we don't do something about it, Lastation will perish. In order to defend our nation, we're building a wall, but we need more materials. Please provide me with materials. I'll give you herbs or anything you want!
Comments: Last night, I left my room and sat on the beach for hours. Then I saw something incredible. When I talk about this, everyone tells me I play games too much. But I am frickin' serious! What I saw was an elephant-looking outer space alien. I know that it landed in Panan Jungle. Can you bring me proof of its existence?
Comments: We never know what tomorrow will bring. I think I'll distribute survival kits to the citizens. But we don't have enough helmets. Can you please bring me some?
Collect World Tree Leaf x5 Collect Watermelon Skin x5
Client: Jen Mulan
Comments: I'm Jen, a mountain-carrier who lives around here. I've been suffering from horrible back pains lately. Is this due to aging? If there's some item that'll ease my pain, I'd like to have it.
Comments: I got an account that Coelacanths are attacking travelers in Panan Jungle. We don't have enough human resources to hunt them. Please help us. Come back to us. True heroes always come back victorious, no matter the circumstances.
Comments: Gamindustri has been invaded. But we have yet to identify the invaders. I believe learning about them is key to starting negotiations. In order to know them fully, could you bring their body parts to me?
Comments: As a collaboration with the Deity of Sin, ASIC's destructive activity has been progressively escalating. Due to this, we are experiencing a scarcity of materials necessary for our defenses. Could you please collect these materials?
Comments: I think I'll cook something for Very. Since Vert will be eating it, the ingredients must be fresh. Rumors say there are fresh, living carrots in Panan Jungle. Go and get some for me...and Vert!
Comments: Who's this man wearing a horsebird mask, shoulder pads, and a steel breastplate!? Yes, it's me! The masked me! I shall give you a special mission. I hear many Tricky Horsebirds are harassing the people. Could you go hunt them on my behalf?
Exuberant Lump x1 Revival Pencil x1 White Owl Feather x1
Defeat Vanargandr x1.
Client: Shizuna
Comments: Please take revenge for me! My master, Ninja Star☆Joe, was killed by the Vanargandr. I'm inexperienced as a ninja, so I am unable to avenge my master's death.
Compa's Band-Aid Kit x1 Exuberant Lump x1 Crimson Drop x1
Defeat Guardragon x1.
Client: R. Ribbon Girl
Comments: Do you know of the 'Guardragons'? They used to be friendly. I would always play with them. ...But ever since they fell under the Deity of Sin's influence, they've become so scary-looking and fierce. That's too much! I pity them! Please release the Guardragons from the Deity of Sin's accursed shackles! Please!
Comments: Dagons, which we used ban touching, are now going berserk. I abolish this restriction, as of today. This is not mandatory. Anyone who wishes to try this request, I beg of you. Please defeat the Dagons.